Man, what a wild ride these past months have been. Let me take you back to that insane moment when I took an unexpected dive out my third-floor window trying to fix that stupid broken pane. Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a hospital bed feeling like I'd been run over by a truck... twice. But here's the kicker: my first coherent thought wasn't 'Am I paralyzed?' but 'Man, I better not miss Worlds!' That's when I knew I had to rank this mess tier-list style, just like we do with League champions.
The S-Tier Nightmares
These bad boys made me go 'oh crap' for real:
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Acute Subdural Hematoma (fancy term for 'brain bleeding party')
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Double brain bleeds like some twisted combo move
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Brain contusions – basically bruises where you REALLY don't want 'em
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And the crown jewel... going full bald eagle! I'm not gonna lie, losing my hair hurt more socially than some of the medical stuff. Gave this tier an S-rank because hey, when your skull gets opened like a tin can during a craniotomy, you earn it!
A-Tier Eye-Pokers
My peepers took serious hits:
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Viscous hemorrhaging in the right eye
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Submacular bleeding in the left
Basically turned my vision into a poorly rendered video game for weeks. Couldn't even see my summoner's rift properly!
B-Tier Broken Bits
The 'walk it off' squad:
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Fractured pelvis (sitting became an extreme sport)
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Spine fracture (doctors called it 'impressive'... thanks?)
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Broken foot (crutches + gaming chair = awkward)
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Maybe permanent taste loss? Still can't tell if hospital food actually tastes like cardboard or...
Through it all, my dark humor kept me sane. Calling my injuries 'stupidly high death rate champions' while cracking jokes during physical therapy? That's the good stuff. Even when docs said 'absolutely no Worlds for you,' I was like 'nah fam, I've survived worse than a Baron steal gone wrong!' That 2024 championship was LIT – Berlin to London to Paris, all while I was relearning how to walk.
People Also Ask
- Did streaming help your recovery?
Heck yeah! Getting back to Silver rank felt like winning promos. That dopamine hit when you land a perfect skillshot? Better than painkillers!
- How'd fans react to your tier list?
They memed it harder than a 0/10 Yasuo! Made me realize we're all just glitching through life together.
- Any advice for facing setbacks?
Find humor in the respawn timer. Sometimes you get tower-dived by life... but the comeback's sweeter!
So here I am in 2025, still bald, still slightly wobbly, but streaming daily with my 'permanent recall animation' limp. That fall changed everything... and nothing. Still trash-talking in all-chat, still chasing that Platinum dream. Because when life gives you broken bones? You build a goddamn tier list and queue up anyway. GG WP, universe – but I'm still in the game 😉
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